Monday, January 22, 2007

Razzie 2006 Nominations


The razzie (Golden Rasberry Awards) nominations have been announced and boy are they bad! Oh wait, they are supposed to be bad. Don't know what the razzies are? They are the "oscars" for bad movies and this year's selection is just as bad as usual.

The razzies are a pretty interesting, and have even been visited by the stars they are slamming. One year, Halle Berry even showed up to accept her razzie for Catwoman, while holding the oscar she had won.

My pics are starred and yellow.

Worst Picture:
Basic Instinct 2
Bloodrayne**
Lady In The Water
Little Man
Wicker Man

Worst Actor:
Tim Allen (The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause, The Shaggy Dog and Zoom)** - For Zoom alone!
Nicolas Cage (Wicker Man)
Larry, The Cable Guy (Dan Whitney) (Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector)
Rob Schneider (The Benchwarmers and Little Man)
Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans (Little Man)

Worst Actress:
Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff (Material Girls)
Lindsay Lohan (Just My Luck)
Kristanna Loken (Bloodrayne)**
Jessica Simpson (Employee Of The Month)
Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct 2)

Worst Supporting Actor:
Danny DeVito (Deck The Halls)
Ben Kingsley (Bloodrayne)** -- I obviously didn't like Bloodrayne
M. Night Shyamalan (Lady In The Water)
Martin Short (Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause)
David Thewlis (Basic Instinct 2 and The Omen )

Worst Supporting Actress:
Kate Bosworth (Superman Returns)
Kristin Chenoweth (Deck The Halls, Pink Panther and RV)
Carmen Electra (Date Movie and Scary Movie 4)
Jenny McCarthy (John Tucker Must Die)
Michelle Rodriguez (Bloodrayne)**

Worst Screen Couple:

Tim Allen & Martin Short (Santa Clause 3)
Nicolas Cage & His Bear Suit (Wicker Man)
Hilary & Haylie Duff (Material Girls)
Sharon Stone's Lop-Sided Breasts (Basic Instinct 2)** -- Didn't see this movie, but it is constantly nominated. So it must be real bad!!
Shawn Wayans & EITHER Kerry Washington OR Marlon Wayans (Little Man)

Worst Remake or Rip-Off:
Little Man (Rip-off of the 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon "Baby Buggy Bunny")**
Pink Panther
Poseidon
The Shaggy Dog Story
Wicker Man

Worst Prequel or Sequel:
Basic Instinct 2
Big Momma's House 2
Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties** -- yawn!
Santa Clause 3
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

Worst Director:
Uwe Boll (Bloodrayne)**
Michael Caton-Jones (Basic Instinct 2)
Ron Howard (The Da Vinci Code)
M. Night Shyamalan (Lady In The Water)
Keenan Ivory Wayans (Little Man)


Worst Screenplay:
Basic Instinct 2 (Screenplay by Leora Barish & Henry Bean)
Bloodrayne (Screenplay by Guinevere Turner)
Lady In The Water (Written by M. Night Shyamalan)**
Little Man (Written by Keenan Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, and Shawn Wayans)
Wicker Man (Screenplay Adapted by Neil LaBute from a Screenplay by Anthony Schaffer)

Worst Excuse for Family Entertainment:
Deck The Halls
Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties**
RV
Santa Clause 3
The Shaggy Dog


Ouch, a lot of painful choices there! Many I would have preferred to pick more than one. Oh well, the winners are announced the same night as the oscars. Good luck!

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